Fed-sexy (fed seh-ksee) adj. Looks good in a Fed-ex type of fashion.

A Good Long Time (aee gud lahng tah-eem) n. 3 hours.

A Good Long Time (aee gud lahng tah-eem) n. 3 hours.

Pickle (pih-kuhl) v. To pounce on and tickle.

Pickle (pih-kuhl) v. To pounce on and tickle.

Sudveepy (sud-vee-pee) adj. Suddenly very sleepy.

Sudveepy (sud-vee-pee) adj. Suddenly very sleepy.

Veepy (vee-pee) adj. Very sleepy.

Veepy (vee-pee) adj. Very sleepy.

Vassy (vah-see) adj. Very gassy.

Vassy (vah-see) adj. Very gassy.

Smoothe (smoo-thu) n. Slang for “smooch.” Origin: The result of a text messaging mishap. [that’s me and my husband] <3

Really, really hongray (rih-lee rih-lee hown-gray) adj. The state of being over-the-top, ravenously hungry. Feed now.

Really, really hongray (rih-lee rih-lee hown-gray) adj. The state of being over-the-top, ravenously hungry. Feed now.

Hongray (hown-gray) adj. The state of being ravenously hungry.

Fuapeepyassy (foo-app-eep-pee-ass-ee) adj. Full, happy, sleepy and gassy.

Fuapeepyassy (foo-app-eep-pee-ass-ee) adj. Full, happy, sleepy and gassy.